I’m soooooooorry officer, I had noooooooo idea how fast I was driving!
wELL, mAYBE I SHOULD, tAKE YOU DOWNTOWN AND, sHOW YOU THE LONGEST ARM, oF THE LAW
Wow, already at a new reward tier for the kickstarter
Which means Hussie has to come up with more reasons for people to give him money now
this really drunk guy came into mcdonalds last night and asked if I was voting for obama
or romney and I was just like neither.. we live in canada..?
and he was like
doctor who is a family show about a wacky alien who travels through time and has adventures and saves planets and commits the occasional genocide
God dammit, there is a zit on my lip
Right in the middle of the mustache
a is for ampora who was sawed apart
b is for ‘bert who was stabbed through the heart
c is for captor who only lost half
d is for dad who never would last
e is for english who died in his dreams
f is for furriend who went with a scream