Don't be ashamed, be free to the feeling.

sildachi:

sildachi:

sildachi:

who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus

nobody

guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this

I overslept and was an hour late today.

The ice cream was not worth itit

Sure, I should be asleep since I open the store in the morning, but ice cream

lampsarepeopletoo:

if you’re reading this ur fucking cute

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

here is a graph of the reasons i’ve broken up with people in the past. this is the ex-axis and this is the why-axis

greatwhiteprivilege:

in the mood 2 be touched inappropriately

jpgay:

oh my god mom why are u getting mad? i was just trying to offer u some of this dank ass weed 

buttermilkqueen:

godricsgirl:

I’m babysitting my 2 year old sister and she wanted me to read her a bedtime story but her books are all an insult to literature everywhere, so I read her some Johnlock smut…